The Problem with Poop
Did you know that you may be carrying pounds of poop in your intestines right now?†
HERE'S THE PROBLEM...
Here's the truth - due to our modern diets and high stress lifestyles, becoming "backed up" is a common concern. If you remain backed up for extended periods of time, you are at risk of retaining up to your last 8 meals in the intestines. What have you eaten in your last 8 meals?†
zuPOO by UMZU is a thoroughly research-backed blend of natural herbs, barks and clays meant to help smoothly release waste from the colon and help you start fresh. zuPOO has been used by 10,000's to cleanse waste, support weight loss, and improve digestion naturally.†
Symptoms of Being "Backed Up"
Signs that You Should Consider a Natural Cleanse
SYMPTOMS OF POOR WASTE PROCESSING MAY INCLUDE...
Constipation
Skin Problems
Food Intolerances
Frequent Colds and Viruses
Fatigue and Low Energy
Feeling Restless After a Full Night's Sleep
Brain Fog
Inability to Lose Weight
How Poop Works
The more you understand how you body works, the easier it will be to improve your health
HERE'S HOW POOP IMPACTS THE ENTIRE BODY...
How zuPOO Helps
zuPOO is the most effective natural cleansing supplement on the market.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS...
By supplementing with zuPOO just once per day for 15 days, you will be cleansing your colon of waste that has backed up in your colon over time. Try zuPOO today and see the results in your stomach, gut, skin, energy and on the scale.
6 Natural Ingredients to Flush You Out.
You should know what's going into your body.
TAKE A DIVE INTO EACH INGREDIENT AND LEARN WHY WE CHOSE THEM:
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Cascara Sagrada
Cascara Sagrada is a natural gentle laxative. For anyone that suffers from occasional constipation, Cascara sagrada can offer some genuine natural relief. It has also been shown to aid your immune system and promote good probiotic bacteria thriving. †
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Bentonite Clay
Bentonite clay works to draw-out waste from the body in a gentle, natural way. It pulls the waste from your gut and intestines and passes it out into the toilet. It also contains a ton of beneficial nutrients, including calcium, magnesium, silica, sodium, copper, iron, and potassium. †
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Aloe Ferox
Aloe ferox is most notable for its colon cleansing benefits. As a natural laxative and colon cleanser, it is considered the strongest of the colon stimulating herbs. A 2004 study looking into the effects of Aloe ferox on irritable bowel syndrome found that 30% of the participants on the aloe showed either clinical remission or improvement. Only 1% of participants on the placebo exhibited the same results. Based on this study, it is thought that taking aloe for four weeks could reduce symptoms of IBS †
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Milk Thistle
Milk thistle is a powerful liver tonifier. It supports and strengthens liver cells while helping to remove waste from the body that is processed through the liver. †
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Cayenne Pepper Extract
Cayenne pepper has a hugely positive effect on the digestive system. Cayenne pepper helps produce saliva, which is important for good digestion as well as alleviating bad breath. It also stimulates the flow of enzyme production, which is essential for our digestive system to work properly. Cayenne pepper also stimulates gastric juices that aid the body’s ability to metabolize food and toxins.†
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Slippery Elm Extract
Subjects who took Slippery Elm experienced a 20 percent increase in bowel movement frequency and significant reductions in straining, abdominal pain and bloating, as well as improvements in stool consistency. Since slippery elm has the ability to improve digestion, this process can aid in weight loss.†
Your Action Plan
Here's what your next 15 days look like with zuPOO
FOLLOW THE STEPS, SEE THE RESULTS
Choose zuPOO on it's own, or choose from one of our curated bundles to enhance your results with umzu.
Consistency truly is key with supplementation. Correcting real issues takes real time. Our zuPOO customers feel real results within the first 3 days.
After going through a full 15 days with zuPOO, you will begin to support a lighter weight, better digestion, a cleaner colon and better skin health - or your money back!
Benefits of zuPOO
By following the action plan above, you will begin to support...
THERE ARE SO MANY BENEFITS TO IMPROVING COLON AND INTESTINAL HEALTH. HERE ARE A FEW:
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Weight Reduction
Stomach Comfort
Regular Bowel Movements
Skin Health
As you learned above, there are so many benefits of improving natural colon health. We can't wait for you to try and experience for yourself the power of zuPOO.
Real (Hilarious) Reviews from Real Customers
Don't just take our word for it. There are 10,000's of customers who love zuPOO
THESE UMZU CUSTOMERS CLEANSED NATURALLY WITH zuPOO. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN:
This stuff works so well, it should come with a disclaimer and require a signature of consent before customers purchase it. All I can say is you better invest in a family pack of some high-quality toilet paper before you start taking this. Seriously, you are not ready for what is about to come out of you... The first 24 hours are the worst... DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, chance any farts in public for ANY reason, I don't care how bad your stomach is growling. You will **** your pants. Absolutely do not plan on going out on any dates until you have finished your cleansing cycle, there will be no second date. Also, if you choose to look at what you have created after you have expelled what has been sitting in your body for so long, you will have nightmares. Just flush and rush, do not investigate. But yeah, it works. You'll drop a few pounds and feel way leaner.
Benjamin - Results may vary from person to person.
Day 1: I don't think this product works.... Day 2 : Prayer stance over my toilet. Family pack of toilet paper gone. Begging God for forgiveness for everything wrong I have done. Bargaining for another day to undo all the wrong! Day 5: Product definitely works and will clean you out. I mean clean you out! Thank you umzu!
Alan - Results may vary from person to person.
Day 1: I don't think this product works.... Day 2 : Prayer stance over my toilet. Family pack of toilet paper gone. Begging God for forgiveness for everything wrong I have done. Bargaining for another day to undo all the wrong! Day 5: Product definitely works and will clean you out. I mean clean you out! Thank you umzu!
Alan - Results may vary from person to person.
Ahoy matey, it's my 3rd day of this 15 day voyage. "How intense could this be?" I asked, while awaiting orders on the **** deck, not knowing **** was a slumber away. By the dawn me arsehole responded "Thar she blows!" Not jusy any old scalawag can tell ye the stories I've seen at sea. Ahab hath seen nothing in comparison to the evasive brown whale. "YARG!" I belched while my belly chums the waters. The Pooquod was not equiped for such volatile movements! Toiletrie supplies are running low and me booty hole hath endured many a wave lad; this may be the last time I write. I'm penning this strapped to the porcelain crows nest, the old Bermuda Traingle screams sea shanties that echo off this porcelain tub. SAVE OUR SHIP! NAY, WE PUSH ON THROUGH WHATEVER WAVES CTHULHU CAN MUSTER! If this old salty dog don't make it, tell them I give Zupoo 5 stars for giving me a proper captains whirlpool.
Eyrn A. - Results may vary from person to person.
Stop carrying around waste in your digestive system. Choose your zuPOO package below:
zuPOO: Colon Cleanse & Gut Support
Contains ingredients shown to cleanse the colon of waste and support gut health naturally...
1 BOTTLE
15 Servings
15% OFF Auto-Delivery
SAVE $7.49
BEST RESULTS
Gut Health Bundle
Cleansing the colon is the first step in the journey towards better gut health. After your cleanse, fill your gut with probiotic bacteria from Floracil50 and feed your new good bacteria with zuACV+Prebiotics.
3 BOTTLES
75 Servings
15% OFF Auto-Delivery
SAVE $16.49
zuPOO and ZUUM Lytes
Keep yourself hydrated with key electrolytes during your cleanse by adding ZUUM Lytes to your order.
1 BOTTLE + 1 BAG
45 Servings
15% OFF Auto-Delivery
SAVE $9.73
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!
At UMZU, we don't just promise, but we guarantee you that zuPOO is a natural supplement with safe, properly dosed nutrients, and that what you are buying has been precisely formulated from a quality ingredient database with over 881 independent and peer-reviewed studies proving their effectiveness. Due to this, we are quite confident zuPOO will help you, but if for absolutely any reason you wish to return it within 60 days, just give us a call, send us an email, or reach out on social media, and we will not only refund your order in full, but we will also give you continued advice and support on what other options may help you achieve the benefits you are looking for. At the end of the day, we only want your money if you are happy with the experience you paid for.
Christopher Walker
Co-Founder, UMZU
No Compromises In Any Way, Ever.
You’ll find no harmful chemicals, artificial colors, artificial flavors and sweeteners, preservatives, or added sugar in any of our products.
You also won't find any herbicides, pesticides, wheat, gluten, corn, lactose, sucrose, dextrose, egg, or peanuts either.
In other words, zuPOO is suitable for helping every person on Earth.†
Meet Your Guides
The supplement industry is too impersonal. Let's fix that.
WELCOME TO THE UMZU FAMILY. HERE'S WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR...
OUR FOUNDER
Christopher Walker is the founder of UMZU. When he was 19 years old, Chris was diagnosed with a brain tumor that was blocking all production of T - the master male hormone. After rejecting synthetic pharmaceuticals for their intense side effects, Chris was able to turn his Neuroscience Degree from Duke University into actionable results, healing his brain naturally through diet, training, lifestyle and supplementation.
OUR MISSION
Chris founded UMZU on the principle that the human body is an intelligent organism, and when given the right nutrients can heal itself of real problems naturally. A backed up colon is one of these problems. Chris and our team of top natural chemists are here to help you cleanse the colon naturally.
OUR PRODUCTS & PEOPLE
We believe you should know what you're putting in your body. You'll see every ingredient, it's amount and source right on the label. No proprietary formulas here!
Our team is entirely based in the United States, manufacturing real solutions with high-quality ingredients out of Valencia, California in a cGMP certified facility. Our office and warehouse are based out of Boulder, CO.
Why Should You Choose zuPOO?
†Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Product results may vary from person to person. Information provided on this site is solely for informational purposes only. It is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Do not use this information for diagnosing or treating a health problem or disease, or prescribing of any medications or supplements. Only your healthcare provider should diagnose your healthcare problems and prescribe treatment. None of our statements or information, including health claims, articles, advertising or product information have been evaluated or approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The products or ingredients referred to on this site are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Please consult your healthcare provider before starting any supplement, diet or exercise program, before taking any medications or receiving treatment, particularly if you are currently under medical care. Make sure you carefully read all product labeling and packaging prior to use. If you have or suspect you may have a health problem, do not take any supplements without first consulting and obtaining the approval of your healthcare provider. *Inositol is sourced from and contains milk. Copyright © UMZU LLC. All rights reserved.